crusadeath
A Lamenters ay? The first question would be to ask, if your a iron hands assault marine then why did you have a random Lamenters on your team lol?
Secondly, twilight? I am not familar with this…*you start to explain to him the story*..Oh I think I know what your talking about, you must be talking about the story “Wolf and Sister” correct?
*you tell him what it really is* Really that’s what it is? Ehhh “Wolf and Sister” is still a better love story than twilight.
Well as most chapters know, most Lamenters are all gloom and doom all the time, there melancholy attitudes are a constant thing.
So it did not surprise me when you told me that the Lamenter was crying over something as trivial as that. You did say that he seemed like a honorable brother, has he been staying true to his duties? Does he fight vigorously in The Emperors name? If he does then I say, let the fool cry, it might bring him strength in battle, but if it does not and it slows him down in the face of the enemy. Then I say send him my way, and I will show him the Emperor judgement.
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Chaos Space Marines are always so…. spikey. Oh I do love them though…. from a distance like…I’m quite fond of my skin.
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magosbiggs
Yes, as a Interrogator Chaplain I am very skilled at both Interrogating and hunting traitors. Biggs you are a friend to me so I will investigate this possible heresy. I will teleport to your vessel shortly. *A half hour later Biggs hears a knock on his door, Elek is standing out side in full Battle Armour* Shall we get to business? *Elek and Biggs make there way to the engine deck, they soon arrive at the engine deck, Elek and Biggs watch over the tech priests on a walk way above the floor, the engine deck is busy with many transmechanics examining and maintaining the various generators and computers, although one tech priest is not..in the corner of the room a tech priest can be seen hudled against a wall, giggling to himself, it can not seen what he is doing.* That must be him, *Without warning, Elek leaps over the walkway, and for a long moment falls through the air, He then lands with a loud heavy thud on the floor of the machine deck, the sound making every tech priest in the room turn there eyes on Elek*
*Elek brings himself up to full posture and points at the excused tech priest*
One of the Emperors most loyal servants has accused you of heresy and corruption! How do you plead?
*The excused tech priest hadn’t took his eyes of Elek since he landed on the deck, the tech priest had his hands behind his back trying to hide something that was squirming.*
*Elek growing irritated, roared loudly* HOW DO YOU PLEAD!
*The tech priest flinches out of fear, releasing whatever was held behind him, a servo skull scurries from behind the tech priest, it quickly makes its way to the chaplain, Elek grabs the skull and reads what has been laser etched onto the skull* For the Lolz….*Elek looks back up* So that is your answer
Tech priest: Wait! No, no I can exp- *Before he can finish his sentence, Elek has his hand around his neck, Eleks finger is gently pushing up against the tech priests wind pipe, the tech priest is no longer able to speak.* It is is unfortunate that so little of your body is mechanical, the interrogation will end up being more painful for you then I thought. *Elek looks up at Biggs* You are welcome to follow me back to my interrogation chambers, though I must ask that you wait outside.
*Biggs waits outside the Interrogation chamber, He is close to muting his senses, it had already been a few hours yet the rouge tech priests screams had not stopped*
*Biggs can faintly hear the loud conversation taking place*
AHHHH URGHHGHHH!!! PPLLLEASE STOOOOPPP!!
Tell me what I need to know! What is Lolz?!?!?
II CANNNNT SAYYYY PLEAASSEE JUSST STOPP!!
Eleks only response is the continued screams of the tech priest
ARRGHHHH!!! OKK OKK!! ILL TELLL! PLEASE JUSTT STOOPPP…
*Biggs can no longer hear the conversation, the screaming has stopped. A few long moments pass and then the door to the chamber opens, Elek steps out with the tech priest at his side, the tech priest is bruised and riddled with small incisions on his body, some of them still bleeding*
I have good news Magos Biggs, I have found out what has been wrong with your transmechanics, he is not corrupted by chaos as I thought instead he has just made a severe mistake, he has informed me that he runs a “blog” on a vox net site called “Tumblr”? He says that things he has been doing, he has recorded them and posted them on his blog, in order to make people laugh or as he refers to it as “lolz” or “Laugh out loud” He said that the “z” was just a mechanical lisp he has. So dont worry Biggs, your transmechanic will not cause you doubt anymore, isnt that right transmechanic???
Tech priest*coughs*..For the..Lo-*hesitates*..uhh Emperor…yaa..
